soyezsecurise
← reconsider

definitely premium / probably legal

SOYEZSECURISE
ULTIMATE

The highest SoyezSecurise tier ever offered. Mostly because it is the only one.

Everything included

What you get.

  1. 01literally nothing specialWe believe in setting realistic expectations.
  2. 02I follow you on InstagramPotentially the strongest feature in this package.
  3. 03friendship unlockedSubject to the normal terms and conditions of friendship.
  4. 04+$50: autographDigital delivery. Extremely collectible.
  5. 05physical autograph: $100Because apparently paper has shipping costs now.

Does not improve Coffre, Neuris, security, uptime, or your life choices.